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Grappige engelse liefdes teksten.
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
A man who says his wife can’t take a joke,
forgets that she took him.
Don't make love by the garden gate,
love is blind but the neighbours ain't
A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.
Love is blind but marriage
is the real eye-opener.
People say you can’t live without love,
but I think oxygen is more important.
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A happy man marries the girl he loves,
a happier man loves the girl he marries.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Every day I fall more in love with you,
except on those days you really piss me of.
You can't put a price tag on love,
but you can on all its accessories.
Love is an electric blanket
with somebody else in control of the switch.
I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
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There is no difference between
a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Love at first sight is normally cured
by taking a second glance
You can’t buy love,
but you can pay heavily for it.
I lost my teddy bear,
can I sleep with you?
Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.
Loving is like peeing in your pants , everyone
can see it but only you feel the warmth.
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If you want to read about love and marriage
you've got to buy two separate books.
Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.
Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick.
Not your mascara!
Before you find your prince,
you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed,
one of us is in the wrong place.
Forget the butterflies.
I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
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