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To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.

A man who says his wife can’t take a joke,
forgets that she took him.

Don't make love by the garden gate,
love is blind but the neighbours ain't

A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.

Love is blind but marriage
is the real eye-opener.

People say you can’t live without love,
but I think oxygen is more important.
A happy man marries the girl he loves,
a happier man loves the girl he marries.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Every day I fall more in love with you,
except on those days you really piss me of.

You can't put a price tag on love,
but you can on all its accessories.

Love is an electric blanket
with somebody else in control of the switch.

I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.



There is no difference between
a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Love at first sight is normally cured
by taking a second glance

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

I lost my teddy bear,
can I sleep with you?

Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.

Loving is like peeing in your pants , everyone
can see it but only you feel the warmth.
If you want to read about love and marriage
you've got to buy two separate books.

Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick.
Not your mascara!

Before you find your prince,
you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.

I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed,
one of us is in the wrong place.

Forget the butterflies.
I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.



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